Bayruth Police Looking for Driver

Rough translation:

Bayruth police need your help! They’re looking for a car with a muppet driver. “Ernie” as he is known, was going 155 km/hr in a 120 km/hr zone on the A9 on Friday and police are concerned. The Vehicle, photographed violating the speed limits 3 times, is a British Registered Audi, and has been photographed with ERNIE in the front seat.

Since they have no cross border agreement, police can’t track down the owner of the british registered car, and are concerned for public safety.

If you have information on this crime, please contact them.”

Photo from the news article:

Now the first thing that made me laugh was not that the guy was speeding. It was that it’s obviously a Right Side Steering wheel vehicle (british hello!) with ANIMAL in the “passenger” seat (Not ERNIE).

If you’re going to look for a muppet driving a sports car, shouldn’t you at least know which MUPPET you’re looking for?