If Life is Fragile, then how come it’s so hard to Die?
Ok so it’s not that I want all idiots/ stupid people to die – not at all. But, it’s moments like the following that I realize that maybe someone should have opted for abortion. Really. I mean how do these dumbass people go on living? By what miracle do they not get killed by the mountain dew cap shooting into their eye (hense the label to point the bottle away from them); blow drying their hair in the bathtub (again the label to NOT dry your hair while immersed in water – do they even know what immersed means?!?); or some other strange method that requires a label that most of us think “Who the FUCK would do that stupid thing?” and laugh.
We all know people who are dumbasses. It’s true. But how come they’re generally the ones to survive – and pass on their genes – and not the seriously super smart geniouses or something…. Life is Fragile – My ass. (Have you seen the things that people live through? My point exactly.)
So, what started my tyrade? I’m ashamed to admit that I’m from the USA after seeing this. Thank God I’m not blonde or related to this woman.
The following is taken from the show “are you smarter than a 5th grader?” TV show – and gives all Americans a bad name. Note that I’d almost bet money this woman is from North Carolina… but I don’t know if it’s right.
“This might be a stupid question. Ok Like I thought Europe was a country?”
“Like I know they speak French there, don’t they?”
“Focus.” “I am. Like I’m listenin’ to whut you’re sayin’ but I only hear what I wunt to.”
{watch the 5th grader – Nathan’s face as he tries to NOT laugh at her}
“HUNGRY?!?” That’s a country? I’ve heard of TURKEY, but HUNGRY? NEVER HEARD OF IT. “
